We interrupt this regularly scheduled bitchfest to bring you the following BREAKING NEWS:
The girl is standing up!
At approximately 8:04 a.m. on Thursday, November 13, 2008, Miss Evie grabbed the side of her crib and pulled herself into a standing position. Reports say that her mother was both excited and appalled at this new development. After securing the child and making sure that she was not going to topple over the side of her (not yet lowered) crib, she stopped to take photographic evidence of the situation. We will continue to update you on future developments as they unfold.